Can we just pretend I said a famous fat detective here in caps?
My mind's gone blank.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

The fat one from Daziel and Pascoe?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Didn't watch it.
He'll do!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)