As some of you are no doubt aware, Diversity won Britain's Got Talent.
To many, considering the hype surrounding Susan Boyle, this is a minor surprise.

According to some people on other websites, however, it was rigged.

What do you care? I don't.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

I still want to enter a dance group next year
15 teenagers dressed as Nazi Stormtroopers called "Ethnic Cleansing".
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

I would seriously help with this.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

The more I think about it
The more I really want to do it.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're great
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

I KNOW
TOTALLY ROFL, ME.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

Dull
dull dull dull.
Dullo. Like a nullo, but dull.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

Hello, Internet Person.
You appear to have a grudge against a Random Person on the Internet.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

I was merely summarising
my own thoughts.
You're but a mere trigger.
Mind you, you're probably a dull cunt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

I should write a Greasemonkey script that makes all your posts read as "Nickalollyoff is dull". I'm sure it would save you a lot of hassle.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Dunno
if you've got time on your hands.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:16, archived)