I've never heard the rectum called that before

( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

Pffft
hello you fucker.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

Hello sexy

( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

You Spotify yet?
fuck all rave on there.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

No, I think I'm too old & uncool
don't really know what it is
( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:09, archived)