Read more Russians
have a look at The Master and Margerita by Bulgakov. Honest.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

I'll get to that eventually.
If Dostoyevsky is anything to go by, Russian literature is ACE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:29, archived)