Most swearwords in Dutch
are disease-related. Toilet humour still rules, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)

Three toilets walked into a bar...
?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)