Every word of this thread makes me sadface :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Why?
Do you like Beyonce?
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

If he liked it then he should have put a ring on it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)