The person directly underneath me is a prize cunt.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

*slides in gently*

( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I AM SLIGHTLY OFFSET not drectly underneath.

( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

that's not a nice way to talk about my mum.
No, wait, hang on.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)