Honestly, total noobs like cr3 shouldn't really have mod status.
Things would be so much better with JMG as MOD.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

I'M PREPARED TO WORK WITH MY CLOSE FRIEND INTERNET CR3 TO RID THE WORLD OF FAT INTERNET.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

He'd have to become your deputy though.
You get to give him a dead arm every time he's influenced by a girl.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)