It's your patio's fault for inflicting its uniform flatness
on nature's voluptuously curvy landscape.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

DOWN WITH B&Q, DOWN WITH COMMUNISM

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)