Did you eat it?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

No.
I used to like wearing an apron while otherwise naked. The breeze on my bottom would give me an erection and cause my apron to ruck up at the front.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

omg you could cut a hole in the back of the pocket and then NO NO STOP THINKING.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

None of this is true.
I just like the idea of the apron all rucked up and sticking out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)