I'm using my barbecue
To slowly kill some ivy on a fence. It's a delicate balancing act that may well result in me burning half my garden to the ground.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Rome wasn't built by a health and safety executive.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Nope. it was built by fuckine wolves and shit
or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)