that's because you're never at home when you wake up.
brazen hussy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

I no!
The skips I wake up in usually have little more than a dead fox to offer. I was made toast instead!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)