That's because you've got your fingers in your ears when your wife is next to you, getting bonked by the dog

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

you know he's going to go kill a dog now,
are you happy now?
edit: I hope it's a pug
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

He'll think he's killing a pug, but it will probably be an alsation.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

or a fire engine

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)