Buy a dog.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I do prefer dogs over cats, in the household.
This is my, and therefore correct view.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Dogs can be trained to be useful.
Cats are selfish lumps of wanker that shit and puke on the soft furnishings.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)