thing is, when you've expended all that effort and you finally understand what he's saying
it's usually some dull crap about food or some childishly creepy pandering to anything with tits and a pulse
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I have tits and a pulse and he never panders to me.
*Sobs*
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Exactly.
It's not even worth reading in the first place.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)