Just go into shops and ask if they have any spare boxes.
This may make you look like a bit of a tramp, mind, so it's up to you.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

oh right, i thought it was the stinking clothes, dog on a string and can of Tennants Super that was giving me away.

( scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

No, all of those things mark you out as an individual.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

i call it "hobo chic"
prepare to see it rocking the runways for spring/summer 2010
( scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

I fully expect to see this in OK! magazine next week.
It shall be the birth of a fashion phenomenon.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

seriously dude, i'm so fashion-forward
i swear that bit of kipper that got stuck in my beard triggered the whole nautical revival last season.
( scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)