Why do you assume it's a he?
You sexist cunt
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

landLORD
not landLADY
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

Because otherwise it would be a landlady?

( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

not being a landlady
probably gives it away, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

you're all sexist cunts
I'LL TAKE MY EQUALITY CHAMPIONING SOMEWHERE ELSE
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)