I hate you so much.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Everyone loves music
Especially in the bedroom.

Say yes to safe sex.
(Bend over Beethoven, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Jonathan doesn't say that,
the MTV lady does.

IMPOSTER
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)