Haha, not at all.
You can weigh him yourself, weigh yourself, then weigh yourself holding George.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

We've no scales in the flat, and the GPs surgery is within spitting distance.
I can actually see it from here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Ah right.
Fair enough.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)