No, I HAVE a child.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

1987?!!? really?
Fucking hell, I thought you were about 30 :S
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

YOU FUCKING CUNT.
Everyone always thinks I'm old.

SAD FACES :((((((((((((
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Well, you 'av got a kid and shit. I was always clever enough to leave a false name and number ;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)