NEVER!
It's the 65th anniversary of D-DAY this year, you fool.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

In which case I will mark my indifference by putting my pen down for a moment

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)