If I fill the bath up with water I have a very small swimming pool that I can't actually swim in and besides it's a bath not a swimming pool

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

That's the best thing you've ever said.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

What's the difference?
When does a bath become a pool? Is there ponds in the middle?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

I do 20 legths in my bath every night. I just flop about like a happy fishy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

I bet you wear flippers and one of those flowery pool hats like a 40s lady.
www.wecovet.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/24/wcswimcapfloralgirl.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)