From what I hear of the cricket
Do England ever win?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

We beat the West Indies the other week, but they clearly couldn't be fucked.
The Netherlands should have been a walkover, but this is England. Anything can happen.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)