When I get a job I'm getting me a new guitar.
Yngwie Malmsteen's strat
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

ja, I'm really fat now? and I can play arpeggiosh really fast ja?
That's pretty much all my music. Ja.
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

ya, I yam wanting to be Ritchie Blackmore but I am wery Scandinawian and rubbishy

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)