By which I mean have anal intercourse with me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

give me four distinct and searchable words to describe yourself
then wait about a fortnight while google updates its index
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)