I can't believe that he is impotent and can't have children.
It's a sad state of affairs.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

That's terrible news.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

No, the terrible part is that it's probably not true.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)