His other articles are also superb.
Goldmine.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 4:56,
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if you're still awake
add <? xml version="1.0" ?> at the top of the HTML to stop IE8 screwing up the compliance bollocks
(Gilgameshgazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:27,
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