At least you wash it.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Damp with burger grease.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I would inhale deeply, if your beef-scented penis was waved in front of my face.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

It's been on our car.
You could smell that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Your car smells like famine and bombs.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

It's an English car, I haven't infected it yet.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

You lying Irish hag.
It's got potato all over the seats and guiness for petrol.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I can't afford Guinness for petrol :((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Or plastic surgery, more's the pity.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)