This is true, as the trotter fisted does make me spit on the tarmac with anger
I'll force the obese to be free public transport, BackBuses persay, slot into a fold and off they gallop.

Everyone should also grow their hair and stop being ugly, maybe wear some stupidly tight trousers, that would solve all of life's ills. Also no SKIPPING WITHOUT A LICENSE. Skipping without taking your test can be very dangerous.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

I enodrse these views.
With permission I'm going to add this to my FLAG OF JUSTICE that I shall wave in the faces of the rough.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I also believe there should be a litmus paper test where people give it a lick and it will tell us if they are infected with spasticness or not
I would make a great PM
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)