There's absolutely fuck all on iPlayer at the moment,
and I've packed all my DVDs and stuff up.

I'M SO FUCKING BORED.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

This is quite entertaining.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ks4hl/b00ks4h0/That_Reminds_Me/
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

quicksilverscreen.com
or, failing that: experiment with new types of porn.
( thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)