Is SS still breast feeding?
Pop it into bed and plug it on a tit. Baby do sleeping, everyone happy.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Better:
Kick the baby out the window, have tits to self.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)