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Ahhhh Fearne and Phil.
My only friends. Sometimes they tell me to do things through the television. Naughty things.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
Great.
There's quite a few female b3tans I'd like to fuck. Not because they are attractive, but because I am quite desperate and I don't know many people in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
you look like you'd have genital warts.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
At least I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
Do you want them to play the flute while you do them up the chuffer?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
that's GREAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
oh wow, I did it again, typing an enthusiastic response instead of "fuck off shitcunt"

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
And people have a go at me for being "wacky".
It simply isn't fair.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
No-one's forcing you to read and/or reply to the thread, your twisted, bitter, gnarled witch's cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
No-one's forcing you to read and/or reply to the thread, your twisted, bitter, gnarled witch's cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
O-one-Nay's orcing-fay you to ead-ray and/or eply-ray to the reathay, your wisted-tay, itter-bay, arled-gnay itch's-way unt-cay.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
fuck off shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
fuck off shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
It is GREAT isn't it.
GREAT.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
Eating rivita and gastrich banding.
Philip never ages like Peter Pan.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
Except that he ages.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
Yes but it's an illusion so as not to arise any suspision.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
I like his white hair.
I think I will nickname him Silver Fox.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)