Oh Sexface...
when will you learn that sometimes just taking them out for a drink will be sufficient?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Apparently in the short term it makes your skin look younger,
but causes damage and it to age quicker in the long term.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Poor Moohaala.
He'll look like a lizard by the time he's 30.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

"Honest officer! she was 35 when I jizzed on her face, it's just the antiaging effects of a bagload that's made her look 12!"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)