Because there is nothing good about them
They are just batter and oil and therefore yummy.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

You have mistakenly typed oil instead of beef dripping
Please rectify this
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

I love you.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

You are but flesh

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Well if anything that makes it worse
So my point still stands.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)