I'm so Bud obsessed that this is my first post in ages and it's JUST FOR YOU.
[this space deliberately left for Bud]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MUTTONCHOPS.
Life is 97% empty without you here to hold me.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

My chops need trimming.
I went abroad for ten days and it's all gone a bit wild man of the woods.

We should cuddle in a damp bedsit and talk about people we don't care about on the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

What we should do, right, is pretend we're ignoring people,
then bring up everything they've said about us recently, thus blowing our cover.

Then we could, like, wrestle a bit.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)