Detonators
Small yellow discs of explosive that go bang on impact. You stick them to the track in emergency situations so any oncoming trains know there's something amiss.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)

oh
why not fire roman candles at their face
that would get their attention more

the railways dissapoint once again
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I'm not here to apologise for the failings of our industry
They pay me good money for all this indifference
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

give us a job
go on give us a job
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Fuck off
Anyone with punctuation in their name is doomed to mediocrity
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

such a shame

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)