YEAH YEAH ALSO I AM YEAH!
ETC.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)

so Balders, how are you planning to take advantage of the tube strike?
( vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

I'm sneaking down the tracks planting explosives.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

crazee
( vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

It's not true. Sorry. I am not planting explosives.
I just said it for attention.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

You know
There are explosive devices on every train in the country. Ten at either end of the train.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

tell me more..
oh go on.. emergency track close.. train of death stopper what is the PLAN
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

Detonators
Small yellow discs of explosive that go bang on impact. You stick them to the track in emergency situations so any oncoming trains know there's something amiss.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)

oh
why not fire roman candles at their face
that would get their attention more

the railways dissapoint once again
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I'm not here to apologise for the failings of our industry
They pay me good money for all this indifference
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

give us a job
go on give us a job
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Fuck off
Anyone with punctuation in their name is doomed to mediocrity
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

such a shame

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

:-( oh Balders
this is no way to start the day
( vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

hundreds of red lights just started flashing in MI5
Start running now
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Hello
It is the morning. Soon I will get dressed, after that I will go to Morrison's where I will buy some fish. Some time later a woman is coming to inspect my flat, then she will go, then Ms Official will come for food, it will be fish and some other things, then she will go back to work, then ANYTHING can happen. Who knows what bounty the day holds. I can't wait.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

The probablem with that is
I'm not overly keen on fish.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

they're probably not all that keen on you either.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

I'm not overly keen on you
How do you like that bastard, eh?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

I don't. :(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

Let that be a lesson to you
And I mean everyone, not just you. Pay heed to my wisdom on matters.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)

you really need a good spanking

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)

SMASHING GREAT NICE TO FEEL YA!
bullet to the head etc.
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)