Stand up
take your cock out
hold it in your hand
repeat the words "fucking hell Grrrmachine, you make my tiny seeping maggot twitch into life so that it looks like a Sugar Puff"
then download NetStumbler
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

you're now my wallpaper.

(r3load, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)