I went on that site and got this
randomn.es/images/687e58ec307fe859f7bb32837c44f0d9.gif

I think that's the closest to instant win I'm going to get. Oh, it's NSFW.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

instant win sex
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

No, you're thinking of yourself there dear.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

OMG WITTY

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)

If you want wit, I suggest you speak to Stephen Fry.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

Well, no
Because I'm not sure he'd appreciate a call at this hour.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)