wait, why do we never discuss my hot girlfriend?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

You live with your Mother, and are bald.
I have no proof of either of these statements. I just have absolutely nothing to return banter with.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)

OH ABERDEEN
he can't see this, I'm on block
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

Tony_ doesn't count as a girlfriend,
no matter how good he looks in a dress.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)

in a dress under duress
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

he's not really my type
I don't go for guys half my age and twice my weight
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)