Some downsers do have a levels.
That makes them nearly as clever on a functional level as Sammi and Pickle Fairy.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

This is cruel and unfair to downsers the world over.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)