Oh no my friend
there would be no need for bummings!
The place would be full to the brim of 18 yr old lovelies who are easily impressed by two old blokes who own a bar...

We'd be laid more than a tuppenny hooker
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

It worked for my ex's best mate
and he's a ginger and everything.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)