you're right about the third one.
more or less.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

That was the first I thought of
and then I got chemically confused and remembered why I work in an office.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)