What if you pour coke all over it and make it OXIDISE?
I know your wicked ways. Lightbulb makers: source of all evil.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I'll let you in on something.
You know those general 100watt bulbs? Get this, It'll blow your fucking mind.


When I make them, I make sure they're 99watts and not 100. Then I add the extra watt onto 75watt bulbs so they're really 76.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

You crafty little fox.
*gets on the phone to Trading Standards*
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)