Oh man, I've only just got here & you're going
how will I ever cope
oh what a personal disaster
( broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

I'm here though.
I've had a very boring night.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Evening fella
I've got a pain in the arse
( broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Again?
Isn't it time you got that sorted?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

It's summat different this time
Spain is destroying me I think
( broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

That serves you right for living somewhere sunny in the winter.
Maybe it's time for a new arse.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Where can I get a new arse? Body Shop?

( broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Gibraltar port.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

GibraltARSE more like

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)