Because they are all you.
It's like Fight Club, only with more wheezing.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

I'm a completely annoying piece of ass

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

all i can think of is bob from fightclub

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)