I'd pimp my Astra so I don't feel left out when I drive by the McDonals car park.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

just take two Maccy D trays, place them under the back wheels
put the hand-brake on, then do donuts to your heart's content
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Sweet.
Also need some fat pikey to sit in the passenger seat while I do it. Any takers?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

It's not really polite to call people pikeys.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)