Lady garden

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

"her knickers looked like they were sumo-wrestling a Brillo-pad"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

or a net full of daddylonglegs
I just wanted to say daddylonglegs as I haven't said daddylonglegs on here before.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)