Following the election of the BNP and the Anti-Islam Dutch Party
it comes as no surprise that France has elected an anti-immigration politician to the European Council, Bloomberg reported yesterday.

Immigration has been blamed for a wave of troubles, not least the rise in gun crime by infinity in the nation's capital, Paris, last month.

"It is unprecedented," Chief Detective Francoise Grobbleonce commented following the gunning, which raised France to the top of the league in World Gun Crime based on increases. "All these years with not a single shot fired in the fair capital, and then this."

The shooting, which raised the number of reported incidents from 0 to 1, has been attributed by detectives to an immigrant, for the fucking obvious reason that none of the natives have shown any ability to shoot a firearm in the last hundred years.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)