Why couldn't I have had my Viva weeks ago?
Bloody bastards leaving it so late.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Y viva esturnips

( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

They're just trying to sort the MOT they promised before delivery.
www.philseed.com/images/vx-viva-69.JPG
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

fuck off you tedious self-obsessed dullard

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)